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Happy 38th to Me!

2010-12-11T14:03:00.000-08:00

Thanks, Autumn and Melissa for year #2 ;)

Imprisoned for blogging

2010-09-28T19:38:00.000-07:00

Ever thought about what life would be like without the abiltity to voice your thoughts and opinions here in this vast forum?

An Iraqui man has now been sentenced to years in prison-19, I believe for content on his blog. Now, I don't know exactly what was there, but I am thrilled to post this blog entry without threat of my liberty, safety or fear of any kind.

I share my gratitude with the world today.

Jess

2010-09-25T13:39:00.000-07:00

Here is my tile inspiration. I am so attracted to this ecclectic fabric life story!

One Hundred Day QUILT

2010-09-03T07:26:00.000-07:00

This is my 100 day project:

A quilt top that is yet another journal - a personal picture journal. These icons represent places I've been and how I've grown; what I love; pieces of me. Appropriate that I will wrap my life's experiene around me and it will warm me. Hmmm. I think I'll hurry. So, I work on one applique piece per day. I have it planned out in my quilt journal, but I can already see it taking turns that surprise me. Pieces of the puzzle that connect daily. I borrowed a book from our library about old "tile quilts". It was as if this book jumped into my bag to come on the journey with me. It was already a part of me. I am using some of the methods in this quilting style, but adapting it for my purposes. One day I'll do an authentic tile quilt.

Couldn't live without this block. Charles, Jane and William; my inspiration.

Mary E.'s ecclectic color and fabrics. Love her!

I love to collect fabrics. I can almost smell Great Grandma Dale's house dress as I look at these retro fabrics-especially the white and yellow floral. This is the perfect place to see them all together and be carried away in childhood memories.

I hope to chronicle my progress here.

We Are Family

2010-08-03T22:26:00.001-07:00

2010-08-03T17:08:00.001-07:00

Been thinking. A lot. I'm just about 38, reaching out, screaming, writing, working, changing, asking for change. I am beginning to understand more.
Life is an ever-amazing teacher. When I put myself in a place to, I can be taught by Heavenly Father. I am grateful.

Growth and regrowth

2010-04-18T21:01:00.001-07:00

This tree is ancient,
yet has new growth,
new green,
new visitors
and a deep memory.
I prune it.
I step back.
Regrets.
We wait for regrowth.

Cold Treat Traveling Salesperson

2010-03-18T21:12:00.000-07:00

Ice Cream Man

I watched horror movies as a kid. Yeah, part of the demented big picture I call "growing up". I also have big brothers, so I KNOW scary. But few things strike fear into me like the dreaded tinkling music floating from down the street on a warm, summer day. Yes, it's the dreaded ICE CREAM MAN!

I wrote a short story last year that I was going to enter into a contest by year-end, but it still needs refining. It's about how this SAHM hates nothing more than and is striving daily to shut down the store on wheels.

I really do think the concept is brilliant...for molesters and killers! Hate the idea that someone whom we know nothing about is attracting kids with his mesmerizing music and sweets. Something more like a slasher movie than summer dream! Remember Chitty Bang? Totally! That guy still haunts me. "Lollipops. Candy!"

Soapbox, yes. I agree. But it's one of the ideas I have that separates me from most others and it's unique to write with. So I enjoy this crazy tangent of mine. I hope you do too. J

Samples of Chilly Mom:

-I stage a protest during the first week of summer vacation in my neighborhood. I even enlist the help of 100 mothers to picket at the entrance of my subdivision. We all have our own plastic ice cream cones we bought "for educational purposes" from the local dollar store. This is the most effective point of punctuation, I believe. We're saying, "Already have some. Thanks. Now leave!"

-"Do you know WHY they call it a 'FatBoy?' is my official campaign slogan, but I'm working on something else equally clever since I can't use the registered name. I've renamed it, "Your obese child" in hopes that no one will ever feed their kids treats that call you names or create the very monster they are laughing at.

-I go door-to-door promoting the weekly ice cream/frozen pop on a stick ads, informing moms of what deals are going on around town and telling them how much, on an average, the ice cream man sells his items for. Next month I'm expanding to an official newsletter, but I have a lot of study I need to do on the software I just bought. I even carry a cooler with samples and have offered to keep them on-hand so people won't buy from the "bad van man", as I call him. There's only one neighbor who demands that I vacate their property and I am writing to the city council about that crazy! I do, however, keep my approach light and airy. I feel that I am improving our community one street at a time.

"Are You Prepared To Take A Dive Into the Deep End Of My Head?"

2010-03-02T20:43:00.000-08:00

Lessons I learned today:

1) Falafel: A yummy middle-eastern dish. Not easy to make, but WELL WORTH the wait!
2) I am not a born supervisor. In-fact, I think I'm born to speak my mind, to be uptight and to to irritate others, but "I'm Working On IT!" I'm going to visit with Dr. Autumn. "Put it in a bubble and blow it away:)"
3)Family Scripture Study pays off after weeks of persistence. It's coming along very nicely. .. most mornings.
4) Thumper could teach a thing or two to some adults I know.
5) Speaking of rabbits, Watership Down is going to be one cool book.

Soon to follow: Exerpts from my writing. I want feedback. Preview and tell me what you think.

California Dreamin'

2010-03-01T16:00:00.000-08:00

This is love!

From Farm to the Table...are you too Chicken?

2010-02-09T21:23:00.001-08:00

I thought it was rather amazing and beautiful.

It depends on how you look at it....

Where does YOUR meat come from?
The farm or the supermarket?
My kids know now!

Perhaps they consider being
VEGETARIAN;)

Duh, nuh. Duh, nuh. Is that a dorsal fin?!

2010-02-07T20:49:00.000-08:00

I love sharks. Well, I love sharks when they are dangerously close and separated from me by a 3" plexiglass tunnel shaped window. They glide over my head, bearing their impressive collection of teeth and I can't believe I get to be right here.

This is something out of my serene dreams. I am at peace and in awe. I want to live underwater-undetected, of course- and enjoy this quiet world. It feels like part of heaven. Jess

Life in the Underwater world

2010-02-07T20:28:00.000-08:00

Our recent trip to Cali to hang with my bro, Jared and his family

included a visit to this marine life park.

A promising day of learning and fun turned into

an expensive shower!

It rained and rained

until the skies opened and gave Southern Cal

50% of their rainfall for the year...

right on our heads!

Park closed early,

sad, but here are a few of the things we enjoyed that day in January. Dolphins are so elegant and playful. So fun to watch swim and jump.

Can't help wonder if they like this small circle they swim in.

Hmmm.

Otters: My mom and grandma's favorites.

So charming to watch them play.

These two were spinning circles, playing with toys

and totally performing for us.

Happy mommy:)

Shamu show, Believe.

Go see it.

I cried.

Oh? You're not surprised?

Notice the smiles on some and the fierce frowns on others.

What a day! Guh-rumpy is all I have to say.

I mean, You spent $400 plus dollars and STILL

some kids can't be made happy--

trust me, stay at home and take 'em to McDaunkers playland.

JK. The education we received at S.W. is well worth the moisture we dealt with.

I felt like I was in some kind of dream with all of this marine life.

Feeding time for the sea lions.

Bonus for us.

The animals sit right next to you thinking you are preparing lunch-

a little too pricey for me,

BUT

here's the view from below.

The kids get a kick out of the burping/barking noises the

sea lions make.

Their skin is so beautiful, you want to reach out and touch them.

Don't be fooled! Teeth are sharp and this one is HUNGRY!

Alexandria- another dear member of our family came on our trip with us.

Here she is next to the beautiful jelly fish. So cute.

A wonder to behold.

Oh yeah, the jelly fish are pretty amazing too:)

Happy Birthday, Jess!

2009-10-23T10:08:00.001-07:00

Sixteen Candles?
Why have yucky wax candles when you can have 37 fries?
Thanks for lunch and laughs, Autumn

And my Robbie said, "Your birthday was one of the best days of my life."
Thanks, Babe

2009-10-02T23:24:00.001-07:00

Happy Birthday, Autumn!
*Hope it has been exciting and sweet*

In a Sentimental Mood

2009-10-01T22:18:00.000-07:00

I had to find a couple photos for work.
It got me thinking about my music from early childhood.
Music is always important to me,
but this stuff is in my cell makeup.

By 8, I was choreographing dances to songs like,
"The Gambler"
in my front yard with friends-Along with donning this happy Brownie beanie which coiffed
my "Dorothy Hamil" hairdo my mother was rather attached to.
IT WAS THE 70's!

The other songs that brought back joy are on this RETRO LOVE
playlist you're hearing now if you have your sound on.
FM100. We sang together in the Pinto hatchback.
Had to throw in a little Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, though.
I remember this from the skating rink.

Other poignant memories:
Dad's banjo.

Mom wearing a head scarf, sunning herself in the back yard.

Cleaning on Saturday morning. We put a vinyl on the player
and the family did chores while rocking out to John Denver, Roger Wittaker,
Air Supply and more.

My parents took me to my first concert at 8- Air Supply.
I was in love. Had many records. Drove my brothers nuts.

Aw, I won't ever have to relive it,
I've got the music.

2009-09-28T21:40:00.000-07:00

The laugh of the day:
Green Smoothie.
Ever tried it?

It's the craze in athlete's or anyone's nutrition:
Just blend a mixture of veggies, fruits to offset the highly GREEN taste,
possibly a protein power,
and voila, you have a heavenly protein power drink.

My version?
After 30 beastly minutes on the treadmill- or mill stone??
slash recumbent bicycle,
I whip up a frothy, chunky drink with what I have on-hand:
Free tomatoes from my neighbor, Spinach and cucumber.
Yes, water and agave nectar to entice.
Do I have apple juice, an orange or lemon zest?
NO! Add a scoop of protein powder and my courage to the mix.

Needless to say, it took about 20 minutes
to choke it down AND a fresh commitment
to myself to keep the necessary ingredients around
so I never relive this morning's high school science experiment:)

Try it some time. The word, "Gratitude" comes to mind.

Deb

2009-09-27T09:34:00.000-07:00

These are my 7 cousins, missing their mom.
This is one, tight-knit family.

This is my Aunt Deb.
Deb was one of the naturally funniest people I know.
Jo could put rabbit poop in her hand and it would make her laugh harder:)
We laughed about everything. Even the saddest things.

She had more hot dog jokes than anyone else!

This is my Aunt Deb.
She's an angel now.
I miss her.

Nov. 1953-Aug. 27, 2009

2009-08-21T21:47:00.001-07:00

We kicked-off the week with a camp-out, Dad's idea.
And what fun! The kids are hiking
in the above picture.

They loved it all. Well, until Donovan got blisters
and the boys headed back to the parking lot with Dad
and.....
Ivy lead the way up the mountain.
"I just want to see what is at the end of the trail, Mom."
What a sport!
We enjoyed everybit of this overnighter
and hike.

Donovan now suffers from "pyromania!" He tried to light every stick on fire. Harrison just took lots of pictures, mainly of nature. He wants to get the photography merit badge now.

I love to cook while camping. I'm best at the propane stove thing, but we got breakfast down this time: Make sure the flames on the fire are high and set the griddle right in. Fun! Good thing everything tastes great when you're camping:)

Let's hike!

My little happy campers.

We're definitely going to do this
activity more often.

Below: The kids' invention- "Door of Doom" ride. We do crazy things when we're camping and deprived of electronics. We have video, but we'll spare you:)

No more teachers, no more books!

2009-08-14T15:21:00.001-07:00

Back to the books.
It is time. Time to go to school, time to go to work.
I suppose I'm ready.
I've been thinking about this for a few weeks now,
in fact, getting excited about my new post at the school.
I'm only worried about doing homework with kids,
making dinner,reading,
getting people to bed on-time and all of this nonsense.
It's what we do though, right? We can do this again.
Wishing YOU luck and feel-goods.

*Be sure to check the bottom of the screen for favorite video clips*

2009-07-12T19:47:00.001-07:00

Today is about art-journaling.
Catching up with thoughts and feelings in a way that only
needs to be understood by an artist.

This is how I get out of my head
and get it onto paper where I can sort it all out.

Look at Maxfield Parrish's work up there:
It needs no explanation, just one look and you feel it.
Wow!

Who is your favorite artist?

2009-07-05T21:55:00.000-07:00

H with 2 awesome grandmas

Fillmore on the 4th!
We live for the celebration with family:
From the parade down main at 10 am
to the fireworks on grandma's lawn at 10 pm.
Here are a few of the things that happened this year...

The Bonds- Where are Megan and Tyson?

Donovan and Connor on the a.t.v. Buddies!

Here's Grandma, Beth and Suzie- 3 stand-up-comedians.
They're hilarious together!

Cousins Shelby and Morgan- and new puppy, Daisy.

So, thanks, Shelby for providing so much entertainment for the kids.
Mine were in 7th heaven.

Girls, girls, girls! They had a blast. They even pose for the mommies:)
Macy, Ivy, Campbell and Azi

What would the 4th be like without the sideyard scrimmage?
Football game-
quote of the day when Satasha got knocked down by her
boy cousin: "Sissy!"- brother, Chase

Yummy Dutch oven chicken and fixin's, laughs, stories and more stories,
games and Deano's pizza at the Carnival. Main street USA, pretty much.

So many I didn't get pictures of, but we had a blast and we love you all!

2009-07-01T23:46:00.001-07:00

Updated family photo:

My huge, extended and obnoxious family
got together for family photos a couple of weeks ago.
We have a riot together.
Here was my little fam--happy as can be!
Thanks, cousin Maddie for hiding behind
the photographer and snapping photos
for me. She was so cute and manipulative:)

I wish I could post the whole fam damily,
but I signed an agreement.
Love 'em and miss Wad's and Jody's families already!

Fame! I'm Gonna Live Forevah...

2009-07-01T23:17:00.000-07:00

*Childhood Flashbacks*

Ivy's eating her apricot fruit leather today
and I remember my mom making
us fruit leather from our own apricot tree.
I loved the stuff.

Then out of the blue, I'm seeing this very
picture: Me, Rod Decker and an annoying fly.
I'm not swatting it away, it's some girl in front of me. I'm to his right
looking just like Ivy in my claim-to-fame
blooper reel. Minutes :58-1:05.

Even cookier is my swing dancing with Rod's brother
at Rob's work banquet a couple of months ago.
I know! Astounding.

And hey, let's hear it for the fly anchor dancers!

Christina's Tag

2009-06-07T09:51:00.007-07:00

8 Things I Am Looking Forward To:

*NOT going to work this summer
*Anniversary getaway to Park City this month
*Bear Lake with Rob's family next month
*Me finishing my bachelors and teaching h.s. English
*Paris with Rob-Next summer??
*High speed internet;)
*Reading every classic out there
*Grandkids

8 Things I did Yesterday:

*slept in
*Prayed and read my scriptures first thing-goal met
*redid my glitter toes
*Cleaned the Church
*Rob and I took the kids to see Treasure Island at Hale
*Sat and read at Murray Park while the kids and Rob played
*Ate at Noodles. Yum!
*Ate a Twix

8 Things I Wish I Could Do:

*Continue on to get a doctorate
*Publish a book
*Be an avid skiier
*Finish our own basement and have a game room
*Hang out with all my favorite rock bands, sing and fall in-love- ok, that was a high school dream
*Live in Europe
*Help my kids understand how important their education is
*Do it all and do it well

8 Shows I Watch:

*Masterpiece Classic
*Masterpiece Mystery
*Monarch of the Glen
*Loved THE MOLE when it ran for two seasons. (Years ago!)
*Wheel of Fortune
*Jeopardy
*I could watch reruns of Northern Exposure everyday (Yep, Years ago!)
*I watched about 10 episodes of Jackass-laughed so hard and then stopped and repented.
OK, so t.v. isn't my thing, but I enjoy movies.

8 Favorite Fruits:

This would honestly be easier if they were veggies:
*Bananas with:
*Strawberries
*Apple
*Grapes smothered in yogurt with nuts. Why did I have to tell you all that?
Then I like:
*Watermelon
*Is Avocado a fruit?
*Oranges
*Tomato

8 Places I'd Like to Travel To:

*France, by bicycle, subway, taxi, foot. I want it all.
*India.
*All over England and Scotland.
*Boston-Before Fenway is torn down
*Nauvoo and all Church History sites
*Anywhere in Asia
*The Holy Land
*Argentina with Rob

8 Places I've Lived (even if only on holiday):

*Millcreek Canyon. Loved this home.
*Yep, Provo for 4 long months as a Newlywed.
*Moab, spent summer weekedends on my bike with Rachel being crazy.
*In a charming cottage house in the avenues next to Weber State.
*For a week in Puerto Rico at a resort I dream about.
*Utah- As a permanant residence- all my years.
*For two weeks in Germany with a dear friend, Judith and her amazingly daring hubby, Burkehart.
*I lied, there was Italian Alps in there for a few days.
*NYC for a week.

There you go. Now you know more of me than you did. Perhaps more than you ever wanted to know, but that's what blogging is all about. It's my journal, my radiohead, for all to peer into, disect and see how I tick.

You can amuse yourself and do this too. Thanks for the inspiration, Christina T.

2009-06-07T09:25:00.000-07:00

AAhhh, Summer.

Baseball,

Waterballoon fights,

everyday sibling fights,

Reading a book at the park while the kids play,

Going to a play,

more baseball,

opening the windows to save on the power bill,

Sunday night doesn't mean it's all over,

Baseball tournament

now that D's team is actually hitting!

Summer read:

Fabulous story, long, but Chuck never disappoints.
I have to finish it so I can watch my Masterpiece movie.

Can't wait to play with y'all.

Pedicure girls: I haven't forgotton you. Let's get together.

2009-05-24T08:10:00.000-07:00

Memorial Day, 2009.

There are so many more to remember who are gone now.

Not just those in my family,

but those from other families, fallen because of war, hunger and wickedness.

Take a moment to thank someone who has served our country

and kept our families safe and happy.

Thanks, Dad- Viet Nam

(My father spent and hour the other day telling me the most beautiful and spiritual stories

about his serving and mission and serving his country. He was called to both

and was guided in both. He served as a chaplain's assistant in Japan.

He listened to the life stories of many soldiers about to die

and wrote to their families to tell them about their gallantry, their love and their passing.

He amazes me.)

Thanks, Grandpas:

-R. Wesley Chamberlain, WWII

-Chester Wright, WWII (Fighter Pilot)

-Glen J. Preece, WWII (Engineering, Cook)

-Earl J Frampton, Korea (Infantry in trenches)

-George P. Greenwell, WWII

I love you and miss you.

2009-05-07T20:54:00.000-07:00

Check out Jenny Sweeny's art.

I dream with this stuff on a blog named after another artist,

Anahata Katkin.

Yummy!

So here it is. Finally.

I'm doing the Pay It Forward, thanks to Autumn.

The first three friends to comment on this post

will receive a gift from me.

And what else, but my favorite hobby of late....

a pedicure!

Oh, but the catch. You must be willing to reciprocate

and offer something you do for three of your blogging connections.

Can't wait to see you. Love you, Jess

When did my favorite music become "Easy Listening"?

2009-05-07T16:59:00.000-07:00

So I'm coming home from work and am pushing radio buttons

as I often do.

I settle on fm100 only because Crowded House is playing.

I feel nostalgic and remember how

much I enjoyed this song, not only for its merits,

but for my memories surrounding this 80's hit tune.

Then all of a sudden I wonder, "when did my Alternative hits become Easy Listening?"

Isn't it crazy to hear our stations evolve, and do they

really mean to say, "Hey, you're way outdated and OLD"?!

I mean, some of my 5th graders think 80's music is the best.

I still think 80's music is the best.

Oh, no! That means I'm just like my parents in that crazy,

fuddy, duddy sort of way.

Did I just type fuddy, duddy?

Ok, I think it's time for a mid-life wack-out. You know,

sports car, boobs, that sort of thing.

I'll probably stick to a tub of ice cream and a late-night showing of Pretty In Pink or something.

Now, there's a classic.

Name this band and you're right up there on the cool scale
(as far as this oldie is concerned:)

Happy Tax Day

2009-04-15T11:00:00.000-07:00

Can I just say that Buca di Beppo restaurant is not only tasty and nourishing, but they are known for their artwork as well!?

My sis, Juliet and I spent just as much time in the bathroom laughing and taking pics as we did eating with the family (on her b-day dinner). Featured is a beautifully framed antique brassiere.

Hilarious! Check out the "Pope Room" for large groups. It's our family favorite.

Just wondering what the visuals are in the men's lavatory;)

Note to Self

2009-04-14T11:51:00.000-07:00

The Spring Break Chapter Book

Chapter 1:

Autumn and I are busily writing memoirs of our Las Vidas LOCA

and it usually involves daily comedy, circus acts and elementary routines

(names have been changed to protect the not so...)

Chapter 2:

This Spring Break involves U2 on the mp3.

Not so sure about the new album,

but this is always the case for me and my faves.

I tend to hold fast to the past.

Chapter 3:

Jane Austen's Emma

Current read. And Note to self:
Stop reading books with incredible speed readers!
I need a little more than a weekend.

Chapter 4:

Everything feels better when the nails look great!

Am I becoming obsessed? Nah. Just love making a bit of a change.

Chapter 5:
Watched a cool "procedure" this weekend.
Thanks, April for inspiring me to be brave and watch.
*Always love it when it's someone else*
Textbook.

Well, Autumn. It didn't involve crazy man bum, but a weekend in 5 chapters.
I rather liked Chapter 7: Man Bum. Very Amusing.

2009-03-19T20:30:00.000-07:00

Love you, Friends!

My favorite flowers, Cosmos, for you.

For you when you lift me,

laugh with me,

love me-when not loveable-

and listen to me.

I love you!

2009-03-12T14:26:00.000-07:00

Gene Kelley.

see last post

Have you seen this guy dance?

Have you heard this bird sing?!

I am in love with all of his old musicals,

especially the ones he directed and choreographed

(Singin' in the Rain, American in Paris).

He only has to smile and I just melt!

It was a different era of dance and expression.

One of my faves from "S.I.T.R."
OOhh, la, la. Cyd Cherisse and those endless legs!
Gene is definitely one of my top 5 actors

2009-03-12T14:16:00.000-07:00

These are the crazy things running through my mind when I get off

the phone with Cami P.

LOL!

I'm her inspiration

One powerful flick!

Crazy Swiss Bird Lady.

Hey, what do caterpillar footprints look like anyway?

MY inpiration!

Love ya, Cam.

Your turn

2009-03-09T16:10:00.000-07:00

Liberation.

Today a childhood story is coming to the surface

for me. Embarrassment and sillyness follow:

I sit in my elementary school principal's HOTSEAT

getting the 20 questions regarding a reported

kidnapping this day. "Sabrina" is my 8 year old best-friend,

blonde, cute and has been carried off

by some ruffian in a hotrod

from the church parking lot

directly behind the school.

Another witness regurgitates the same account

and we sit.

I don't know what happened after our false report,

but this memory came like today's winter storm;

fast, scary and uninvited.

How many years has it been since I thought of this?

Why would I ever have thought this could be harmless?

Did the principal report it to authorities?

Today it might be a different story.

Tell me your story and we'll both be liberated.

Thanks for the inspiration, Kati.

2009-03-05T16:34:00.000-08:00

Dear Bluetooth,

Are you my friend?

or is technology my worst enemy this week?

You must properly turn the unit off for the remainder of your conversation NOT to be overheard. No harm done, mercy in fact, yet painful nonetheless.

My mother warned me clearly with her negative experience,

but the gadget gets ahead of me and my weakness is

revealed.

Some will relate.

And I'm sorry.

Sandy!

2009-03-03T01:32:00.000-08:00

This is Sandy.

I love Sandy.

I was Sandy's aide at Lakeview for a few months.

I love doing toes.

Here are Sandy's pretty toes.

Oh, and here are Sandy and I soaking wet

at the Saratoga Super Soaker last summer

(a fundraiser for Sandy's sweetie, Cassie Cox and her brain tumor).

We danced like we were back in high school-

silly and "mother earthy".

Pretty, pretty toes.

Sandy and I also love

salsa

good, homemade cookies

music, music and more music

games

creating

laughing

learning

and sometimes even crying.

You are amazing.

2009-02-28T15:49:00.000-08:00

New, fun books I discovered:

I bought the one on top- mainly about groceries.

The next one is help for fast-food lovers and the third

is about better food options for children.

The writing is entertaining, pictures are a MUST-

I can finally walk the aisles of the store

and know exactly what choice is a better alternative because

someone took a picture of it for me!!

Factoid: More than 3,000 ingredients are ADDED

to our food today and approved by the FDA.

Do you know what they are and what they're for?

Did you know the FDA allows a certain amount

of maggots and rat droppings in our food?

Ground cinnamon can have UP TO

400 insect fragments and 11 rodent hairs

per 50 grams!

OK, it was good for an education, an occasional laugh,

but most of all, an awareness that

sodium, sugars and fats are hidden and not helping me

nourish my family. We're trying to eat more fresh food and doing quite well

introducing new foods to the fam.

While comparing "apples to apples", you learn what products are better for you and why. The books claim that you can lose 10+ lbs by just switching brands of your faves; chips, candy, drinks, ice creams, meats, cheeses, etc. I've tried it and you're not really trading flavor or satisfaction. I took my book to the grocery store and love it! P.S. I lost 4 lbs this week:)

Rob's vacation

2009-02-23T20:24:00.003-08:00

We totally couldn't wait to go to this Cali fave.

We even had to go twice.

Clean and yummy! Never fresher fries.

Can't wait for A.F. and Draper's to open.

Now that's a burger!

This is Rob's view of an amusement park:

Brat's in Fantasy Princess land

(or whatever that huge name is)

Toy Story Mania Hottie;)

Our adventures on Tom Sawyer Pirate Island;)

California Dreaming

2009-02-23T19:22:00.000-08:00

Disney Fans, Unite!

Tell us your favorite things about this loud, colorful,

crowded, blissful slice of heaven!

Harrison loved his hat pick:

Yep, it's what dad gets when he takes his kid into

the store and tells him to pick one.

Although we would have gone for a less-conspicuous choice,

we've been children and picked the

watermelon retainer and the 6 foot Sugar Daddy sucker once.

'H' loved California Screamin' and everything coaster,

Toy Story Mania,

Indiana Jones, and more.

Rob and I got lots of hugs and "Thank You's" from this happy guy.

"Muthsterd"- Jess

"Don't let's be thilly"- Mad Hatter

Donovan took encouraging to get on the faster rides

but once he did, he was happy.

Favorite? Definitely Space Mountain.

Not the most complimentary pic, however this is what

one may look like following the 3rd ride on this

nighttime spin cycle.

Happiest on this ride, Tower of Terror (what?!) and chomping on his 4 churros:)

over the course of 3 days, that is.

He was calm, played with his siblings and enjoyed everything

except the "stupid Nemo boat" and Splash Mtn....until it was over.

Ivy has found her future permanent residence...

-"I could just live here"-

and I have to say that the girl can pose at any time, any place:)

Favorite rides for Ive:

Autopia go carts

Soaring over California

and of course, the *Tea Cups*

and everything Princess.

What a sport! We didn't mention the word "coaster" before any ride, we just went on and she took it all so well. I warned the kids that it would be a while before we came back and we would want to try new things...WE really wanted them to try all of the things that [I] wanted so that was that. They concurred by the end and felt brave and excited to tell their stories. Did I mention that I was 12 before I rode the rickety coaster at Lagoon? I try to steer the kids from being freakishly wimpy:)

It's so magical watching your kids' faces here. I love it.

Here we all are showing how brave we just were. Fun ride, the Matterhorn.

This is still one of my most colorful, happy rides (Small World).
The song doesn't bug me so that helps.
They have added a few hidden surprises for those of you who
haven't seen it in a while. It re-opened this month
after renovation.
I won't give it all away, but I love the huge white,
utopian melting pot room. I got a good
chuckle out of that.

Other faves: California Screamin'

It IS the Lexus of coasters;)

Peter Pan ride

and touring Sleeping Beauty's castle.

Walt, Thanks for everything.

2009-02-21T13:45:00.000-08:00

I love Huntington Beach.

Huntington and all of the other beaches too.

I love watching the kids exit the car,

tossing off clothing, piece-by-piece

as they run for the water, get shocked by the cold

then throw caution to the wind and dive in!

This moment had to be one of my best mommy moments ever though:

Wave jumping. They grabbed hands and watched

the waves swell. Jump! Laugh! Run away!!

Burial at Huntington- 73 degrees, surfers, and relaxation.

Yea, I'm gonna ride this wave for a while-2/19/09.

Disney, here we come...

2009-02-10T20:43:00.000-08:00

Steelers won the Superbowl,

I'm going to Disneyland!

Rob's favorite pro-football team IS the Steelers, and yes, we're going to Disneyland on Saturday, but these events are purely coincidental. The castle is Schloss Neuschwanstein in Bavaria, Germany- this is the castle Disney modeled Sleeping Beauty's castle after. It's amazing in the Fall and the grounds are *magical too*.

The kids think the trip is for them. Don't tell them it's really for me so I can finally ride the Mickey roller coaster in Cal Adventure and get out of a week of work while I'm at it! It's like being a kid again.

I love road-tripping, reading with the ipod, sunshine, Pacific Coast Hgwy, the beach and losing myself in the chunky, cartoony world of Dis- I love "It's a Small World" even. I remember wanting to live in that ride as a child. I could do without the whole character chasing, autograph thing, but anything for a little twinkle in the kids' eyes too.

See you guys on the 20th! Love, Jess

Woman of the Year!

2009-01-28T16:42:00.000-08:00

Look at Rachel de Azevedo Coleman-

Wasatch Woman of the Year!

Emmy nominated star of award winning Signing Time:

She is an outspoken hero to many, especially her hunky Aaron

and two sweet girls, Leah and Lucy.

To me, just my travel companion, Slickrock Superior condition chick,

Bashaw extrordiaire, Lambchop,

concert hoppin, Monster Butt!

"Is that mountain jiggling?", " How much does a worm cost?", best friend.

Hey, Ray: Remember when the bikes were kissing my

window up at Dead Horse? Good times.

Remember Couga Springs? Fuh-reaky.

Spin Cycle trail, "We don't say 'honk' in our family!"

"What do you think of my mouth?"

VW Bus peace sign sportin' babes.

Here's to you, Beautiful.

Better than ever.

2009-01-16T14:06:00.000-08:00

A Giant Slap in the Face!

I attended the internet safety assembly

today at school. Informative, yet mortifying!

A rep from the Attorney General's office taught about

what info never to give, sites to stay wary of and how to keep one safe

from people who want to victimize web users.

Now I know that because of my blog, the cherubic faces of the 3 children

in my charge are plastered all over the net for every

offender to salivate over. Perhaps

a bit extreme, but you should have been there. I have guilt.

I'm considering going private for that reason.

Did you know that once you put a picture on

the web, you can never get it off? This is the one tidbit that stuck with me.

People copy pics of innocent kids and pose as that

person to communicate to others. Hopefully it's just a friendly FYI today.

No family pictures today, ladies.

Love, Mama Bear. GRRR.

Something I like about today though:

Gel toes!

Sparkly, bronzy toes.

Think they're only for summer? Think again.

My last set lasted 12 weeks. (I just needed some clipping and a matching

polish for the regrowth).

At this rate, that's $100 for the whole year. Remember the

"What would you do with $100 post?:)

2009-01-08T16:29:00.000-08:00

What do these things have to do with one another?
Today's Top Ten
Cami just had to mention Funyuns, didn't she? It seems I never go anywhere without them.
Also atop my list today are the chocolate Twizz. I used to think that Twizzlers were plastic, but these ones are just like the chocolate vines I lived on at Weber State. Did I mention they're made with real choc syrup? Pathetic, I know.

I also Love the Masterpiece Classics (PBS) and couldn't live without the Jane Austen series on my DVR. This is Catherine Morland of Northanger Abbey a fave of mine.

Mary Engelbreit's Home Companion is my favorite magazine. Bright, colorful, chock-full of artists and ideas. Her home is always being redecorated and featured in her mag.

Next read: Silas Marner by George Elliot. FYI: George is a chick!

Happy New Year!

2009-01-02T18:12:00.000-08:00

Hope 2009 is a great one for all of you, friends.

Love, Jess

Here's the Buzz:

2008-11-15T07:17:00.000-08:00

Don't you LOVE it when one of your favorite books is made into a beautiful movie?

Mine was. The Secret Life of Bees is a beautiful story about mothers

and daughters, coming of age, discovering the healer

inside of you and yes, beekeeping.

Set in 1964, Civil Rights Movement in full-swing,

Lily is motherless and goes on a journey to find clues about why her mother is gone.

She finds healing and lessons from her 5 most unlikely mothers

and an abusive father who so loved her mother.

(be warned: lots of profanity)

Don't you just Love it when you HAVE to take time out for you?

Yes and no. But, necessary before a complete emotional

breakdown! This is where I am today.

And tomorrow.

I'm taking time off from blogging, socializing,

crafting, serving, running, doing, spinning, etc.

All things I tend to do so well until I'm a hormonal mess and I don't

know what more to do with myself. Work only amplifies this

situation for me. Did I mention that my husband works nights and sleeps

during the day? Oh, yeah, and I was sick for a month and a half.

All of these factors equal simplify.

I know it's a gift to get it figured out.

Don't you just love it when you have a break-through, share and care

more about what you think and feel than what others think?

(in a healthy way, I mean:)

Friends, this is history for me.

Thanks for listening.

"You are enough. We are enough."- August, Secret Life of Bees

Don't you just hate it when you grate your finger?

2008-10-07T17:34:00.000-07:00

(bonus pic)

"Don't you just hate it when you grate your finger!"

Autumn showed me her mangled thumb yesterday at work.

We had a good laugh and challenged

eachother to a "Don't you hate it" blog post.

Don't you hate it when:

-thanks to Guitar Hero, your kids know the lyrics to Iron Man and not the upcoming Primary Program songs? Working on it!

-you have to honk not once, but 3 times for the car in front of you to turn on your green arrow? (Just happened)

-(Also just happened) The lady that cuts you off in traffic thinks that you were honking to let her in and her ears-wide grin tells you 'she just doesn't get it!'

When I thought about it, there are just way too many "don't you hate its"

and not enough "don't you just love it whens..."

Here's where y'all come in:

Blog your "don't you just hate it whens" and "don't you just love it whens". I would love to hear all about

your crazy and happy days.

Next post for me is the loves.

Blog on!

"Take 2 Aspirin and Call me Tomorrow"

2008-09-30T21:24:00.000-07:00

Today I visited Dr. Rosie's office:

She wrote my "siptums" down and told me what she thought I was dealing with.

This just reiterated how really lame a sinus infection

and resulting "C. Dif."due to "broad spectrum antibiotics" are-

look up C. Dif. on the net and pray

it will never be you typing this!!

Dr. Rosie's notes are some of the cutest moments in this mommy's life!

I LOVE it when my kids practice their writing skills

by sounding words out and writing.

Ivy's in this mode and writing like crazy-

for school, for fun and especially, for my entertainment.

The paper is split in half and the right column is as follows:

"Jessica symptoms:

pressure through Jessica's nose,

her ears are clogged. Her throat hurts bad."

Left column:

"She feels like her head is going to explode."

FYI: She was pressing me for some of these comments.

Isn't that just like a girl? She's noticing the details

of how others feel. I love it.

The writing, the sweetness, the care, My girl.

Moments

2008-09-25T20:31:00.001-07:00

Ivy and some cute, cute friends.

This "meeting" in our yard went haywire

when they raided the outside freezer!

No really, they look straight out of the Saturday Evening Post.

Gorgeous, excepting a few holes....

What's in the water here in SS?
There was a 3rd snaggle tooth not even pictured!
(D made me pay him a buck for this blog pic.)

Here's my date with Harrison:

He's moving into the very touchy pre-teen phase

and our time together needs to be

fun and devoted to his likes.

We played "Skip-bo" and had sundaes.

Love him and our time together.

We took a trip to read at B & N- One of our favorite dates.

We snuggle up and read.

We laugh.

We put together a wish list.

We look at beautiful things.
We tell the little, annoying

kid pushing ALL of the musical

buttons and running, to stop.

Life is Happening!

2008-09-25T19:54:00.000-07:00

Just guess how much area

ONE Hard-boiled EGG

covers when it explodes all over the

inside of your MICROWAVE!

Remeber Gremlins:)

We conducted the experiment unknowingly

this morning and had definite conclusive results.

It was good for a laugh anyway.

Harrison said,

"Don't you know you never put an egg in the microwave?!

It has pores that absorb water, then as it heats,

it expands. The pressure becomes too much and it explodes."

Quiz #2:

Guess which mom didn't teach him that?

Donovan says as he's peering in the microwave,

"You'll need to show your friends this

on your blog."

That's what started my fabulous Thursday.

GNO with Lakeview Babes

2008-09-18T20:26:00.001-07:00

This Lakeview girls group

finally hooked up for a long-awaited Girl's Night!

We decided on Olive Garden for a

lovely dinner and we

didn't even lose anyone's camera!

Our waiter, Jeff practically kicked us out of there

(45 min. at each table, please)

Next......

This is Monica (say it, "Moh-nee-cu"). Monica is beautiful and super fun to be with.

She has money from Grandma

and wants to spend it being artful

and surrounded by silly,

yet creative friends.

So she picks "Color Me Mine" for our activity.

What's Color Me Mine, you ask?

It's a pottery shop where

"You paint it, we fire it."

You can personalize everything from

salt and pepper shakers to the

understated Papa Smurf Gnome

(see attached picture)

Also present is Autumn. Isn't she lovely modeling the fashionable salt and pepper shakers?

Autumn's reading "Secret Life of Bees" and loves to say one of the

notty words Lily uses all of the time (in her mind, of course). I love Autumn.

I can't wait to show our Halloween costume plan to the rest of you!

I see Papa Smurf. Maybe I just like to say that.

"Have a Smurfy day"

I know a guy who tatooed a smurf on his leg...

as an adult!

Cami. Dear, Cami. She had more fun at this painting

shop than any 2 women should have!

I enjoyed watching her gutsy pattern develop,

daisy's with a swirl pattern on the inside

of the bowl. She studied,

painted, stewed, then painted over.

In the end, she made a beautiful, original creation

to add to her amazing bowl collection.

Cami has the Midas touch as far as I'm concerned.

You should see her do a Yoga bind.

We'll be back girls, won't we?

I made this for my sis-in-law for Christmas.

Jeanetta will love my remedial

painting skills and appreciate them for what they are:

a handmade slice of love.

I like how it turned out and want to

eventually start a set of

original pieces for my home.

Everyone's stuff turned out amazing.

Monica's giant polka-dotted popcorn bowl turned out

beautiful due to the team efforts of she and Autumn.

2008-09-12T14:20:00.001-07:00

Happy Blogiversary To Me!

1 year.

Kati teased that I would never lift-off,

but here I am, still typing away

like the crazy Blogger Mom that I am!

I'll celebrate with

something I read today in the book,

Eat Pray Love, by Elizabeth Gilbert

"...people universally tend to think that happiness is a stroke of luck, something that will maybe descend upon you like fine weather if you're fortunate enough. But that's not how happiness works. Happiness is the consequence of personal effort. You fight for it, strive for it, insist upon it, and sometimes even travel around the world looking for it.

You have to participate relentlessly in the manifestations of your own blessings.

And once you have achieved a state of happiness, you must never become lax about maintaining it, you must make a mighty effort to keep swimming upward into that happiness forever, to stay afloat on top of it. If you don't you will leak away your innate contentment. It's easy enough to pray when you're in distress but continuing to pray even when your crisis has passed is like a sealing process, helping your soul hold tight to its good attainments."

"The search for contentment is, therefore, not merely a self-preserving and self-benefiting act, but also a generous gift to the world.

Clearing out all your misery gets you out of the way.

You cease being an obstacle, not only to yourself but to anyone else.

Only then are you free to serve and enjoy other people." -pg. 260

(Eat Pray Love has some offensive language in it. I'm whiting-out for friends;)

Love you all. Thanks for the party!

Six to 36

2008-09-10T17:30:00.000-07:00

There sure is a

lot of life between

6 and 36.

It's been a

good one.

I am happy-

Even in my

yellow

sweater vest

and pant suit.

Tagalicious

2008-09-10T15:38:00.000-07:00

Thanks Kati for this tag. I loved reading all of yours and I enjoyed doing it. I tag the Annas (and everyone that wants to do this)! Have fun.

I am feeling love and sharing love.

I miss high school and college life. So social, fun, free, exciting, full of education and Friday + Saturday night fun! I just said, "20 years ago I..." for the first time recently and tears spontaniously flew from my eyeballs without even being prepared for it! I was telling my kids that I've had a license for 20 years (been driving for a few more;)

I think politicians have a personal motive and couldn't possibly have my interest in-mind. But I can be an idealist too. Such a fence-sitter!

I love the 80's! Loved "waver" clothes and music and will put on those 80's mix albumns and just remember, remember.

I know working and doing hard things is good for me.

I want to decorate my house for real. Three years after moving in.

I have so many goals left to fulfill. I plan on doing them and learning all of my life.

I search inside my heart for truths daily.

I wish I could live in Europe and visit every city that catches my fancy. I wish I could speak French fluently.

I hate saying stupid things and offending others. It sticks with me and I find myself working to resolve it with them- even if I have to "clear" & tell my painful truths.

I am scared of scary movies now after watching so many crappy horror flicks with my brother, Jody growing up. I close the blinds too, Jenn C.- always feel like someone's watching me.

I fear dying and not being able to raise and be with my kids.

I always make my kids home cooked meals-notice kids. Robs hates breakfast! My mom always cooked good breakfasts and I think it's one way I can show I love my kids too.

I love cuddling with the fam.

I feel overwhelmed too much.

I hear the angels sing:)

I smell less than I used to. This comes in handy with those two puppy flavored sons of mine!

I don't always vacuum, clean windows, polish wood, dust, blah, blah, blah.

I wonder if menopause is any better than this monthly circus!

I care what people think...too much sometimes. But I'm working on it.

I regret not graduating college before marriage.

I am not afraid to try new things or do something I'm afraid of. I think I got over that years ago. In fact, I try to do things that push me out of the whimpy place I was in as a kid.

I believe one day my basement will be rid of all unneccesary junk and I will be organized. Not one of the gifts I was given, but I'm working on it too!

I dance to make me happy. I'm wild about ballroom and Latin dancing.

I sing sultry, 30's & 40's music.

I write about all of my feelings. In fact, there's probably a few journal pages that should be burned around here;)

I win lots of card games that I play. Love card games.

I lose bobby pins. Been thinking about this one. I mean, where do the things go?

I never miss eating goodies in the day.

I listen to what my father and grandmother say, carefully.

I can be found alone at the table at night working on a project.

I read for an education, not really just for pleasure. It ends up being my passion though.

I am happy when I'm blogging about memories and chatting with you babes on-line all night.

Quirks

2008-09-03T21:17:00.000-07:00

Quirks, me? Nah, just a few OCD ticcy behaviors

more like it.

Here's six, to begin with:

1. I've played with my hair (or a feather) and tickled my face

since I was tiny. Don't know what came first, this

or sucking my thumb. Oh yeah, I was born doing that!

2. I have a trucker mouth. No really, just can't

live without "damn" and "hell".

3. Can't remember a *@#%* thing during my period!

4. I don't get bored- Just keep doing stuff.

I have to cram 10 things into every minute of the day.

Except vacuuming (not my obsession, girls).

5. Anyone ever seen my toes?

6. I am a journaling maniac. I probably have 15 types of

journals going on right now, make it 16 with my blog.

The kids have 2 each that I keep, mine, my Mother's book,

their scrapbooks, my writing journal, art

journal, blah, blah, blah.

You'd think I don't have time to talk too!

That was fun! I tag Jenn Culley, Christina, Kristin and Alexis if you're "listening"!

Poetic Salsa Sass

2008-08-29T22:06:00.000-07:00

What's this, you ask?

The result of a salsa-making demo &

waxing poetic in front of the fridge.

Here's Cami's version:

Has a Walt Witman flair to it!

I think I want to blush deliciously.

FYI: The gum-chewing while onion cutting

is a silly myth. We all had a good cry:)

And this one: Should have been the

"Woman, woman, woman" poem.

Autumn's Toe Mourning Poem

We share your pain.

Good poetry always brings tears to my eyes.

We had so much fun.

Next activity? Dance, Dance Revolution party!

Woohoo!

2008-08-29T21:47:00.000-07:00

Harrison's Arrow of Light

Last night we enjoyed an amazing ceremony honoring

Harrison and all of his Cub Scout

efforts.

His leaders are amazing!

His desire is inspiring.

This moment was unforgettable.

Thank you, Kati Price for capturing

these photos and memories for us.

Non- Essentials

2008-08-26T16:07:00.000-07:00

So, I got tagged by Autumn about 3 non- essentials I would buy if I magically acquired $100.00 and I didn't have another thing that I needed to buy with that amount of money, that wouldn't go to bills or groceries or even, dun,dun,dun.....gasoline!

I was thinking of things like big bags of sugar and flour, maybe candy or shoes- sexy, comfy ones. Oh, wait! That's definitely day dreaming. Anyway, food storage is nothing to fantisize about, really. Just how uninventive can I be? So I had to shop in my mind where I'd been the last few times I was out and wanted things for me. And here's what I came up with:

There's a beautiful stationery store in Trolly Square named Tabula Rasa.

I know it well because Iworked for T.R. in the 90's in Fashion Place.

Blessed 50% discount! It's where you buy Magnetic Poetry, girls.

They sell amazing European books, jewelry, and Crabtree & Evelyn products too.

I would buy beautiful handmade papers, pen tips and a calligraphy book.

But wait, I think I could buy Jason Mraz tickets (in October, yes!)

with that unaccounted-for wad of cash!

Come to think of it, I will buy a chair for my entry- I think I choose this
Welsh stick chair. What a steal at just $100.00!

Thanks, Autumn for giving me something to think and write about today.
I'm missing my blogging time, but don't give up on me, ladies.

Top 10 Today

2008-08-21T21:21:00.000-07:00

Who can stop at just 10, Cam!

Look for the hidden messages

#1- Best Acne gel is hands down, Differin!

#2- Best dollar pizza is Totino's pepperoni with full size pepperoni now.

#3- Best dollar brownie is the Little Debbie's Cosmic brownie. Love the perforations:)

#4- Best blog stalkers are my two favorites, Autumn and Cami! There is an award for that.

#5- Top method of watering everyday of the summer- drip system. That's a bit of an inside joke because we were just blessed with drip this week! Seriously So Blessed...

#6- Top way to access your blog? Not Net Zero.

#7- Voice Mail.

#8- Book I'm relating to right now is Eat, Pray, Love by Elizabeth Gilbert. Sorry, Rudyard.

#9- Top vacation destination? Dreaming of that beach in Puerto Rico right now. You know, the kid-free one.

#10- Top job is the one in your kids' school! I love being there and I love the kids I work with. My teacher's name is Mr. Quirk and we get along smashingly. I have good friends, I get praised, paid and what more can I ask for?

Bonus: New school clothes for mommy from Kohls. I loved shopping for new professional wear AND the accessories to mix and match. Now I'm on the quest for comfy, sexy shoes. Any suggestions?

2008-08-12T19:12:00.000-07:00

Books & Movie Review

Just started Kim by Rudyard Kipling

It looks exciting and exotic!

I am facsinated with Kipling's amazing (yet depressing) life.

I'll give you my opinion on my last read, Gulliver's Travels
by Johnathon Swift:
Interesting, repetitive and in two words, travel log!
It would have grabbed me more in its' day.
It's a Brittish satire about religion and politics. Dated really,
but super funny to laugh at ourselves as humans.

Now, my movie pic of the week is PENELOPE
Just see it!
It's a beautiful message about
loving who you are, just the way you are.
And an added bonus: James McAvoy.
I know he's not much cuter out of a goat costume (Narnia),
but he has a way about him. Slightly KidRockish
here in Penelope, but I dug his believability.
And Ricci is edible!
If you like Catherine O'Hara- she'll crack you up
the whole movie.
It's actually a family movie- Astonishing!

Let the Games Begin!

2008-08-08T21:50:00.000-07:00

The Olympics

The last time I was really involved in the Olympics was in Salt Lake City, UT February 2002.

Why do I remember this time so vividly? Because I was GREAT with

my child, Ivy Chamberlain.

The boys and I sat on the Torch route to get a view of one of my

favorite obstetricians, Dr. Dale Hull, who had been

paralized in a trampoline accident and came back to be an inspiration & torch bearer.

We missed him and got some lady, no less important I'm sure, but

unrecognizable to us. It was freezing, I was entertaining like mad

(I seem to recall flag waving and Starburst were involved) and the biggest

Olympic memory: My cousin, Becky had her baby boy during

the month of the Olympics and the serious

swag

she brought home from the hospital, the U hospital, was astounding!

I loved the embroidered blankets, the Olympic ring onsies,

bags, etc. Did I mention she was an intern at Primary Children's Hospital?

Well, we were blessed with Ivy in March, which I'm thrilled about now.

And we didn't have to deal with some of the horrible security

issues, OR TRAFFIC, in SLC. Thank Heavens!

Oh, almost forgot; My dad brought Olympic taffy from

Taffy Town to the hospital for me. I think he was feeling my pain.

Small bandaid, but grape taffy rocks when you're stuck in a bed convalescing.

Anyone remember this cute face? Tell me all about your gymnastic dreams

following Mary Lou Retton's golds!

Memories

2008-07-27T20:39:00.000-07:00

Here's a little game! I like games....who doesn't? Leave a comment on my blog of a memory that you and I have had together. It doesn't matter if you've known me for a short time, or a long time, anything you remember! Next, re-post these instructions on your blog and see how many people leave a memory about you. It's actually pretty funny to see the responses. If you leave a memory about me, I'll assume you're playing the game and I'll come to your blog and leave one about you.Ready, Set, GO

A 21 of July to Remember

2008-07-27T17:49:00.000-07:00

Here we are just before the concert chatting with friends who

happen to be seated right behind us.

Listened to Kolbi Callet from consessions--

would rather hang-out with Rachel, Aaron & Lucy Coleman

and Ray's cousin, Jenn-while we chomped caramel popcorn,

laughed at old times and Rob jonesed for a Chicago Dog

cause the ATM machine was angry at his card:)

Don't feel bad, he got one.

I love having a good night out. I feel like we're young again.

Scratch that: younger.

So my anticipation is mounting and I'm tripping about how John Mayer is here,

at USANA with me. Soon I'll be singing all of his music WITH him.

I was totally looking forward to the things he would say.

I was describing it to Cami like this: "I know his music. It doesn't matter what he

plays- it's like a tasty little grab-bag, exciting to imagine

what's in there. I'm just waiting to hear what he'll say because I haven't heard

any of that yet."

Now, if you follow John Mayer you know that often times he's criticized for

what he says. He can pop-off and can be crude. But, hey I love him

and we forgive a lot when we love.

One of the first things Rob notices is that John's looking buff.

He wasn't crude, just silly at times. Yeah, he dropped a couple of swears, but he was fun.
And yes, I took the pictures. No bag check at USANA

Songs he played: Believe, Gravity, Waiting for the World to Change,

Daughters, Bigger than My Body* (fave),

No Such Thing*, Tom Petty's Free Falling, Say,

a George Harrison song, JJ Johnson,

and more.

Cool band and cool horn section.

Rob said he was just o.k. I asked why? Well, wasn't interesting.

No sphinx with sunglasses that bust and expose

shooing lasers and interacts with the audience. Sorry, not a KISS concert,

just a guy, his guitar and some poetic vocals that sometimes

makes me remember and cry.

I'm wish it wasn't over, but that's what happens.
So, I'll pull that bag out every-once-in-a-while and enjoy
what I was there to witness-My History:
I've been to a John Mayer concert and feel a bit more complete.

Halloween: Ghouls and Hooligans

2008-07-17T19:57:00.000-07:00

Third eye blind

Kiss me, you fool!

What's new, Pussy Cat?

"Hal and Alice"

LOL, Ray

Best mullet ever!

Tats and Billy Idol lips

Few know how much I love Halloween and a good costume. I've been known to go to great lengths for a laugh. I bought Rob this wig (2006) and thought it was hilarious. So did the fam.

We're one motley crue and totally cracking ourselves up!

Today

2008-07-14T21:11:00.000-07:00

My fingers are sore from planting the amazing new lavender, rosemary, russian sage and grasses my dad gave me yesterday. I weeded until I could weed no more. Yea, everything's sore, yet so satisfying to look out at the yard and know you made something better today.
Best part? 1)While you're in the yard you can't hear the phone ring and 2)When you're improving it, the yard doesn't complain. Hum. I have a few things to think about.

I'm also reviewing the quotes in my brain today and can't come up with what best defines me today:
" I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"-Mugatu, Zoolander
"It's better to say too much then never say what you need to say again."-Say, John Mayer
"I pray to be used by a power greater than myself. It takes consistent effort to live my best life."-Oprah, Bob Greene's Best Life Diet
"A worker [bee] is just over a centimeter long and weighs only about sixty milligrams; nevertheless, she can fly with a load heavier than herself."-The Honey Bee, Secret Life of Bees
OR
"Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought I too am like that snail. I build a defensive wall around myself, a 'shell' if you will. But my shell isn't made out of a hard, protective substance. Mine is made out of tin-foil and paper bags."- Jack Handey

Poetry in Motion

2008-07-08T22:21:00.000-07:00

Speaking of poetry...
I'm thinking of Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing and the song in it:

"Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,

Men were deceivers ever,

One foot in sea and one on shore,

To one thing constant never:

Then sigh not so, but let them go,

And be you blithe and bonny,

Converting all your sounds of woe

Into Hey nonny, nonny."

(Act II, Scene III)

Now, keep in mind my thoughts differ entirely about men. I love that in the movie version, Emma Thompson opens the whole show saying this in her dreamy style and later a fabulous tenor sings to it. Fondness.

Yea, poetry is cool.

Yellowstone '08

2008-07-08T21:13:00.000-07:00

Yellowstone 2008

We loved our vacation to wildlife and sportsman's Mecca of the West. I will spare you the copious amounts of animal & scenery snapshots and share verbal highlights instead:

Best Moments:

1. Kids' excitement describing their vacation faves.
2. Rafting the Snake!

3. Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum- further explanation: Not spectacular for the ticket price, however, children loved it and that makes it all worth it for mom and dad.

4. Kids loved tenting-it and cooking over a fire. Perhaps not Dad's preferred moments:)

5. Showers everyday. Running water and toilets. And can I say, "laundry room!"

6. Images of Nature Gallery

7. Merry Piglets Mexican restaurant.

8. Playing and laying in the park at the base of Snow King Resort.

9. The kids enjoyed stopping at the Oregon Trail Museum in Montpillier, Id on the way home.

10. Last stop: BYU Creamery for ice cream.

Thanks fam for the amazing memories and time together. Next year: We're buying a family raft and going for it!

Lots of 3's TAG

2008-07-08T00:53:00.000-07:00

Cami, I can do hard things:)

3 Joys- Happy family, road-tripping, The Spirit

3 Fears- My kids being offended or hurt, migraines, forgetting my locker combo...still! lol

3 Goals- Finish degree and interpret for the Deaf, 15 lbs less, and be in the temple with my whole family

3 Obsessions- cookies, music, my bathrooms to be clean

3 Random- I drove a VW bus and biked all over USA, I owned snakes in high school and college and I pierced my nose on my 23rd birthday!

3 Tags- Alexis, Monica(Cuca) and Autumn

20 Year Tag

2008-07-07T22:50:00.000-07:00

20 Years ago...

I was music and boy-crazy! U2, Tears for Fears, Thompson Twins, INXS, HoJo, Erasure, Yaz, and Depeche.

Camo pants, peace sign sportin', and yes, BIG HAIR!

Hitting all the Church dances and Stomps.

Dance Company and hurdles for the track team, fave: relay 440 m.

Best friend twins, Rach and Bec.

Worked at an ice cream parlor- Farr's Firestick and Chocolate Peanut Butter!

Driving!!!

I drove a Fiat Strada (never heard of it??) Had to turn the wheel like a bus.

Movie Faves: Some Kind of Wonderful, Prince's "Under the Cherry Moon",

and Tears of Endearment- bawled every time.

Journal quote from 1988: "My mom and I got into another one of our

little quarrels this evening about how inconsiderate I am. Well...

I should say lectures cause I didn't talk, she did."

10 Years ago...

Married 2 years to Rob in Salt Lake Temple. One year old son, Harrison is

the light of our lives. And we're so excited to announce there's another

one on the way!

Live in Sandy in a mobile home- it's nice.

Super happy mommy time: I read with and draw for Harrison

probably 3 hours a day and we love it. We sing

learn, nap and enjoy eachother.

We also have wonderful foster boys, Mike and John.

Brought them to live with us from the Utah Boys Ranch

where Rob and I worked for years. We still miss them both.

Journal quote 1998:

" I stop most things for a hug or cuddle, I listen when they speak and speak when they are listening.

I learn/know what they like and don't like.

I foster what they love. I slow down for them. I get down on my knees or sit to talk. I wink, I wave, I tickle, I tease.

I smile...I love. Jessica"

5 Years ago...

2003
This is our sweet family of 5! Harrison is 6; Donovan is 4 and Ivy is 1.

Still in Sandy. I want to freeze my family right

where we are: Boys love sis; We're happy, but we miss

Daddy who works so hard for us on the

night shift.

I love volunteering in Kindergarten, Donovan is so happy in preschool.

I enjoy scrapbooking & quilting,

playgroups,

classic novels- wanting to reread everything from H.S. and college.

I drive a Mercury Villager- love the minivan!

Quote from journal- 2003:

"I'm looking at my nightstand with its many distractions;

"Thinner Thighs in a Flash" article;
Political party pamphlet
novels
notebooks
neglected things to do

and what stands out? The scripture written on a scratch piece of paper MATT. 11:28-30

Rest. Peace. Hope. Calm."

3 Years ago...

We're building a house in Saratoga Springs!

Stress- Loving the exciting dreams of settling and beginning new lives with new friends-

on a circle. Love our new neighborhood and our new ward.

I begin exercising at the local gym with friend, Kim and love it.

Good year. Glad it's behind us.

Jornal quote 2005:

"'It's not always rainbow and butterflies, it's compromise that moves us along.'-Maroon 5"

1 Year ago...

I got an all-expense paid trip to Germany and Italy

from a dear friend, Judith & hubby, Burkhardt. I spent 2 weeks

touring- had Berlin to myself for about a week then

traveled from the top of Germany (camping at Baltic Sea)

all the way down into Austria, driving from Berlin

to Austria by myself. Navigator Bliss!

Highlights:

I was by myself for 2 weeks!

I am in Europe!

I hiked in Germany and the Italian Alps

I ate amazing food

Saturday Market

Thai massage in Belin (my face is still puffy as I stand here next to the Berlin Marathon -"Big 5")

Talking the Gospel at Oktoberfest with a Jew from Israel-we have so much in-common!

Touring a concentration camp. Freedom and the Spirit are present.

Journal quote 2007:

"Has 2 weeks ever stretched on so long?! In a way it's great.

I am in Europe and when will I get back? But I hunger for my family.

I was so comforted this week as I spoke with Rob and the kids.

Yesterday was the food to my spirit I required to lift in energy. They are such a huge part of me even as an individual.

Everyone could benefit from making a solitary

journey and discovering themselves. It's 3:41pm, October 4, 2007 and all I have to do is meditate, pray and plan

my improvement. This is a good life."

So far this year...

I'm not going to lie, it's been an emotional roller coaster. I'm always working on myself and improving so this is always on my side. And I fully intend on having everything figured out by the end of 2008 :)

Yesterday...

I played, acted silly and learned so many things. I am loving better than I ever have before.

Today...

I bought new running shoes. The $60 bargain internet shoes weren't what I needed for support. Lesson learned...again! I am going to run again and have fun with Kati, my partner (in crime!)

I fixed the best dinner for Ivy and H, but Donovan thought it was horrible. How is this possible?

I waxed my face and did my toes. Life IS good.

Tomorrow I will...

Walk and run.

Love and be loved.

Weed some more.

Talk to friends.

Major Facelift...

2008-07-06T19:53:00.000-07:00

So I'm over at Kati Price's, watching my brother's video

because you can't watch a video on Lame-o dial-up...

(Jody is a massage therapist and if you want a few tips to give a good

chair massage to your spouse, here's your video!)

And this is what happened...

We have too much fun.
Aw, isn't she cute?

No idea why she likes this one-Thanks for editing my zits:)

Do you like the new interface? I do. So it's not exactly what I would pick to say, "Jessica", but it will have to do until I find what is me.

Kati showed me how to do many fun things. Thanks for a super day and an education...in everything! You're a hoot.

Here's Johnny!

2008-06-29T22:54:00.000-07:00

John Mayer here we come- July 21, 2008 at USANA amp. KABOOM! I'm so excited.

And now, the end of the story

2008-06-29T22:24:00.000-07:00

Engagement Photo- May 1996

The big day- June 26, 1996. What a fun day! What a fun party! What great pics!

Yeah, that's a fake surprise face.

But the biggest surprise? 12 years later, it just gets better. Love you, Rob

Did any of your moms listen to Paul Harvey like mine did? He always said, "And now, for the end of the story." I couldn't figure out why he didn't just tell the story from beginning to end. Does anyone know what was going on there? I have memories of sitting in the white Pinto hatchback smelling that black, fake interior bake till I was nausiated and listening to Paul Harvey. Aahh, sweet memories.

So no more services at the JSM, but we went to SL 2nd branch and hung out with missionaries from the Family History Library. It was awesome. We were younger than most everyone and another thing that set me apart: They were all wearing comfy footwear. But not me, oh no! I couldn't just wear comfy sandals, I had to wear heels that gave me 4 blisters while we walked block after block trying to find a ward to go to.

Anniversary getaways rock! Now onto the family vacation in (drumroll please)....Yellowstone!

Camping (showers, laundry and toilets, mind you), our first family float down the Snake River and my long-awaited road trip. I'm very excited. Rob's not the camper, I am. I had to convince him, but I think he's going to do great- matresses in the tent and lots of favorite snacks.

B&B for R&R

2008-06-29T09:21:00.000-07:00

Although I cannot reveal our secret location, Rob and I are celebrating our 12th anniversary at an historic mansion in Salt Lake City. Massages, shopping and great food sum up a relaxing getaway close to home (thanks for the babysitting Gma Greenwell!) This is exactly what I need.

I'm going to sip my hot pear ginger tea and read a bit of Gulliver's Travels before we check out and go to Sacrament Meeting at the Joseph Smith Memorial- where we may catch a glimpse of an apostle or the Prophet. We've done this before and ended up in Gordon B. Hinkley and Elder Oakes' ward:)

Tuesday Pot Pourri

2008-04-22T20:38:00.000-07:00

Anna B, This Jack Handey is for you:

"I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad." It matches your blog photo. Thanks.

Well, Donovan's oral surgery is over. I won't say it went super well, just over. Versed is an oral sedative like Valium (only better according to Dr. Smoot.) He went into the procedure like a drunk and came out like a boxer! Talk about angry. It's all over now and maybe we can move into the more pleasant phase of braces for both of the boys. LOL!

Now our clothes washer is broken and the drier "screams" (Anna B, would you ever attack yours?) when we start a load. Repairman comes over tomorrow thanks to a recommendation from a neighbor. It's getting laughable. Thank heavens we have faith and live for a much greater purpose, because this earthly thing is starting to be a drag:)

We're actually doing better than ever, just battling "things." We'll deal. It's for our experience, right? :)

Well, the good news? Made salsa tonight and I worry no longer...

Did ya miss me?

2008-04-11T21:06:00.000-07:00

Today's best memories: This lion fountain at Hogle Zoo and Gene Kelly dancing in any movie.

After a 20 day hiatus from blogging I'll give you the eclectic update...summarized:

--car repairs this week..................$727.62

--teeth extractions, both boys(EW!)...$249.00

--new running shoes on ebay today......$60.94 (first time, $130.00. Whatta bargain!)

--I'm teaching tap at Li'l Scholars and at Lakeview Acad. busy, busy.

--tried the new Thai House restaurant on Lehi Main St. with Rob this week. Tasty Red Curry.

Rob and Bob are the only two men in my life. Rob Greenwell & Bob Greene, that is. You know, Oprah's Bob. I'm thrilled to be COMMITTED to living my best life possible and I'm changing the way I eat and live. I feel great and am motivated.

Rob has lost 25 lbs. since Jan 1! He's amazing and just keeps getting better. He's eating better and runs on the treadmill downstairs 5 or 6 days a week. And does he ever run! We're studying Bob's Best Life system and the incredible Dr's Roizin and Oz's books (YOU staying Young and You on a Diet).

We are so blessed to have so many resources when we want to change and improve our lives.

I benefit from so many other people's education. Thank You.

Zoo day

2008-04-11T20:26:00.001-07:00

Donovan's zoo field trip last week was so much fun. Here he is in the Himalayan Highlands practicing his Zen bowl music. Beautiful! Makes me smile. The following pic is of our sweet group and D's cool teacher, Mr. Livingston. Hat's off to you, man. I couldn't do your job!

Here is the iguana who fell from a high tree in the stinky reptile bldg- you know where you could touch the animals if you wanted to.

Two lizards were playing "king of the hill...tree" and this guy lost, plummeting at 60 mph for the concrete when he miraculously caught the net railing with his claw and swung to a halt. It was by far THE coolest moment in my zoo history! We all watched and gasped with excitement.

Mr. L at the new elephant that spits and makes entertaining noises. Thanks Rocky Anderson and the citizens of SL:)

Here is "Grannie P.", my eighty-something grandma who ROCKS! 3 reasons why:

-She tapes a photo of her on the B-day bill the kids each get:) We giggled and giggled

-Tatoos! And not just her eyebrows! Wink, wink. She'll try anything.

-She is complete love. Love you.

Deep Thinking

2008-03-15T15:14:00.000-07:00

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead, I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no!" I said, "Disneyland burned down."

He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.

I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.- J.H.

Rain, Please, Rain!

2008-03-13T17:19:00.000-07:00

Rob got out to fertilize yesterday before I could. Thanks, honey. I was so excited. Now I just need it to rain to fill-in the sod seams. We had a bit of an issue with the edges of our sod burning- Anyway, I'm super glad we have grass and spaces to (weed first) plant pretties. I'm getting the fever.

Anyone see the movie, "Penelope"? I saw the trailer and think I will love it. Reviews appreciated. Any other really good flicks lately?

We have a 4-day weekend and I'm already loving it. I'm sitting today. Nowhere to go. Ahh.

Missing you all, friends. Jess

2008-03-07T18:49:00.000-08:00

This is the book I mentioned in my previous blog. Ruth at the Country Loft swapped books with me, I lent her Nien Cheng's Life and Death in Shanghai and she lent me this one. Thanks, Ruth-

I also want to read another Halocaust survival story, The Zoo Keeper's Wife. Anyone read this one? Just heard Dianne Ackermann on KUER's Radio West program. Sounds neat.

In My Dreams

2008-03-07T16:16:00.000-08:00

Thanks for all of your friendly support, Karen, Jenn, Kati, Judy and Jody! And all of my friends, always. You totally perked me up and gave me the feel-goods! No lie, I teared-up when I read your sweet comments.

So, Christina's trip to 'Diz' and Culley's trip to somewhere very sunny:) was reminding me that Spring is time for a road trip, Puerto Rico ('06 for Rob and I thanks to the Mailhandler's Union Training) and well, anywhere else.

These are the 3 places I'm dreaming of being right now:

This is Austria. (Kati, this one's for you, babe) I drove through quickly one day in October '07. You can't see me, but I'm behind the cam singing, "The hills are alive!" You just have to. This was one of the coolest scenes because I was driving these winding roads and then turned a bend and ther was the tallest, pointiest mtn ever! It just jets straight up out of nowhere. Breathtaking. The first pic is a ceiling in Weiskirche- 'kirche' is church. I'm in-love with these old, amazing buildings.

Neuschwanstein and me. Good combination. Some Italian guy took this pic. I even love just remembering that.

I cannot wait to go to Diz with my fam. This is really where I'm itching to go-just throw everyone and thing into the car and play for 3 days. Maybe in the Fall.

Here we are at Park City resort playing for the day last Fall. They have a fun bounce zone in the entry square there and of course, the Alpine Slide and other rides. We love it fast and furious!

Something else I want to share: I just read a book in 2 sittings, Left to Tell by Immaculee Ilibagiza, about the ethnic cleansing in Rwanda in 1994. She is spiritual, amazing and inspirational! Warning: Graphic in nature.

I love any book about the WWII Halocaust, India's cultural revolution, China's cultural revolution and any other story about survival of the human spirit and will. Tell me about the books you love and stories that lift you!

Uneventful

2008-03-03T21:09:00.000-08:00

I'm stuck in the "blah-gs." Don't know what to post and am avoiding getting lost on the net for 2 hours. Frankly, I don't have 2 hours...that I'm not sleeping in!

I'll tell you this: I love the Geek Squad logo. Goofy, I know, but I have to scrap something that looks like this. Eye catching- Geeks know stuff.

I am very busy making an album of my Germany/Italy adventure. I use a lot of my day conjuring up ideas for what I consider my major art project. Maybe too much energy as evident here ;)

Give me a shout, friends. Tell me how y'all are. J

Top Ten Today

2008-02-23T20:18:00.000-08:00

-Thanks to my visitng teaching ladies for a super visit on Friday! Loved it and can't wait to do another group gathering with games. Maybe it will involve American Idol and a show-down, Anna B?

-Had fun family game time tonight: I got onto my itunes and played "Name that tune". I can't believe how much my kids' MP3 players promote literacy. They knew almost all artists AND names of songs! I think I've brainwashed them into loving my 80's faves: Baby Judy-Hawaiian Pups, 99 Luftballons-Nena, One Night in Bangkok- Murray Head, All U2, Sting, Jason Mraz, and the list goes on. Good times.

-My favorite trilogy: Bourne Identity, Supremacy & Ultimatum. I've watched the series since I DVR'd Ultimatum the other day. TBS put the other two on (edited:) so I have the complete trilogy now. Will there be a fourth in the series?

FYI: Never been into action movies, except "Pirates", yet I can't get enough of this cerebral set.

Favorite line: "How can I forget you? You're the only person I know."- J. B.

-Keane's album, Under the Iron Sea. Wow. And Christina Aguilera's album, Back to the Basics. I don't care what genre she's in: the girl's got pipes! Great album that is mostly decent, and a beautiful "hat off" to classic soul artists.

-Oh, and my real most embarrassing moment involved a broken zipper in a very slinky dress that I had to go on stage with anyway to sing a big solo love song my senior year in the production of Anything Goes. Just in-case you wanted to know ;) Love, Jess

Bro Jo

2008-02-18T08:37:00.000-08:00

Happy birthday, Jody. You've always been a mentor in music, all things horror and the spiritual side of life. Thanks for all of the killer massages. That sounds weird coming from a little sis, doesn't it? :)

I love who we are today. You are sweet, generous and hilarious. Today I dedicate my favorite Jack Handey to you and Leonardo di Chihuahua (even though you made me that scone one time with cat food in it)

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

Senator Chris Buttars, An Honest Man

2008-02-18T07:51:00.000-08:00

To you this may be a state Senator, but to me he's been a neighbor, Singles' Ward Bishop, Boss and teddy bear! He makes the news every-so-often with the things he says, yes, I'll agree sometimes out of place, but always passionate about what he stands for. He passed around a letter to his neighbors that I felt was insightful and I'll share it here for anyone who wants to read it.

Chris was the director of the Utah Boys Ranch for many years and I worked with him for 7. When he said he's going to raise 'X amount' of dollars for the boys, he went out and raised more. He stands for family values and condems anything that goes against the 10 commandments.

He made the annual Scarecrow Festival the profitable event that it was and we ran a fantastic boys program because of his dilligence and drive. Chris, I salute you and all others willing to speak out and defend our rights, and hope the best for you during these difficult times.

Here's the letter:

Dear Friends and Constituents,

You've heard a lot from the media an special-interest groups about a recent statement I made on the Senate floor. These sound bites are attention-grabbing, but they don't tell the whole story. I'd like you to know exactly what happened.

The comments in question were made while SB48, informally known as the Equalization Bill, was being debated on the Senate floor. The bill had many flaws and my comments that day reflected concerns about its impact.

Senator Michael Waddoups was the first to refer to the bill as a "baby," and others expanded on the metaphor. Senator Howard A Stephenson said, "I rise in support of what I call the ugly baby bill. Senator Eastman has been likened to Solomon in bringing this [bill] forward but he is holding an ugly baby and about to cut it in half." I then stood to speak, and in the heat of the moment mixed my metaphors, substituting the word "baby" for "bill." Addressing Senator Stephenson, I said, "This baby is black, it is a dark and ugly thing." This was never meant as a racial slur, as it has been portrayed. My intent was to express concerns about the possible consequences of the Equalization Bill.

During the recess that followed my statement, President John L. Valentine informed me that Senator Ross I. Romero had lodged complaint. Recognizing how my words could be misconstrued, I immediately requested the opportunity to formally apologize. You can view my apology and the full debate at http://www.le.state.ut.us/asp/audio/index.asp?Sess=2008GS&Day=23&Bill=&House=S.

Finally, I want to express my appreciation to the many hundreds of people who have contacted me to express their continued support. Through this difficult time, I remain honored and energized by the opportunity to serve you.

To All the Girls I've Loved Before...and Now

2008-02-13T20:03:00.000-08:00

Sending all of my bestest blogging buddies a valentine straight from MY heart. You've brought cheer into my life with your comments and tutoring on the blog. Thanks and you know who you all are: the Annas, Kati, Christina, Pickle, Karen and all of my other girlfriends here.

These pictures put me instantly in-love! One of my favorite books as well as flicks. Especially love the angry shouting match in the rain. Just thought you ought to be reminded of such beauty. Oh, and how could I forget the phenomonal music in Pride & Prejudice?!

Thought for the Day

2008-02-09T18:22:00.001-08:00

I've been wanting to put a Deep Thought by Jack Handy on my blog for a while now. Here is todays:

The face of a child can say it all. Especially the mouth part of the face.

Then I see Christina's site today and see she has a Sunday Spiritual thought on her blog. Sweet.
And then I ask myself why I'm not naturally this precious. And then I say to myself, "Why fight it, self. All I can be is goofy, intense, irreverent me." That'll do for the day.

Me and My Pal

2008-02-09T18:07:00.000-08:00

Here we are, me and my sister, Juliet in our favorite "engagement" style photos that Dad took while we were at Bailey's party at McDonalds.
We're goofs and we love it. All we have to say is "April 29th" (our day) to make one another laugh and to connect. Love you, Sis. Listen to the music, there are plenty of dedications for you including "Sweet Child of Mine". J
Gorrilla Glue? What UP?

Chop, Chop

2008-02-09T16:23:00.001-08:00

Here I am with Kristin. She cut my hair today, (uh, hem and apparently some other minor unmentioned maintenance). She's good and she's a doll. I like the 'after' shot a bit better. View below

Pretty fun, eh? So I'm playing with Ivy and realize I did the mommy and daughter matching hair. I still love it. And does it count that I copied her and didn't have her copy me?

I ask Ivy to take a picture with me because we have the same hairdo and it took 4 shots to get it right.

She's cracking me up!

Seriously now, Ivy.

Thank you ! "Am I your princess, Mommy?" "Yes, Ivy. You're my princess." Love you.

Something Out of a Horror Flick

2008-02-09T15:11:00.000-08:00

"Just a routine x-ray", they said and of course, now we have 2 boys seeing the orthodontist. Yesterday's cleanings and check-up turned out to be more something out of a horror movie I saw in middle school rather than a "routine" day. Donovan has extra teeth wanting to come in, but his baby teeth won't leave- duh, duh, duh, dum. And then, Harrison, they thought after Donovan they'd just see what was up for H and without intervention, he'd have a canine come in at a 45 degree angle. He also has wisdom teeth starting. It runs in my family, I tell you. All of it. Oh, well. Just material for my parents to smile and have a tad bit of self-satisfaction. The stuff they hoped would happen for me way back when.

Thanks for the braces, Ma & Pop. Oh, and thanks for bailing me out with money while at college and thanks for coming to take care of me when I was hit from behind and couldn't work for a week, and also... You get the picture. I can TOTALLY appreciate you now. Emotionally, fincancially, comically, etc. Love you tons, Corky and DaleAnn (see picture below).

Feedback, Please

2008-02-05T21:56:00.000-08:00

This would be my parents, Corky and DaleAnn with my kiddos. Read the above post and look at them and love them:)

Just wondering how the music thing is going. Is it working for all of you with high-speed? I am in the prehistoric land of dial-up so not quite sure how it goes for others. Perhaps lady fortune well smile on me and I'll get comments like some of my professional blogger friends:) J

Sampling Food Storage and Hidden Mysteries

2008-02-04T18:00:00.000-08:00

What did I get done today, you ask? Ivy stayed home from school again because of the wicked, croupy cough that's cycling through our neighborhood. Mean, I tell you. She gets running around and coughing then til she throws-up and everyone gets mad cause they had to hear it. Almost amusing, but disturbing at the same time.
I got a chiropractic adjustment and a bit of p.t. from a cool place called Integrated Wellness, Dr. Scott Froggley. Neat solutions to tension, headaches and nutritional needs. Beautiful people.
Then Rob and I had some quality time together...he loves me:) I guess I love him a lot too. We had fun. Lunch at Zupas- I rate it a 6 because of the pureed soup, common! I want cauliflower in my cheesy cauliflower soup, and for some silly reason Rob would have loved to have lobster in his lobster soup. The panini sandwiches were dry (I guess that's better than totally greasy, but nice try), but the atmosphere was a clean, hip place with a real rush after 11:05a.m. Next time, if there is one, I'll try a salad- they looked beautiful.

Then for the hilarious part: The 25 min. run in the wind. It just about killed me (ha, ha, Taryn) running into the wind, then running back with it pushing me all of the way. I'm sore now, even after the 20 minute bath with jets. Serves me right.

I cracked open some of our fun 72 hr kits for snack time after school. I've had these kits I made during enrichment April 2003 and wanted to have us all taste-test what has lasted (and have the kids tell me what was gross too :) These are the cadillacs of eating kits: the ward mass-purchased awesome snacks, drinks and essentials from Costco, then we went around the room assembling our own bags according to what we ordered. Now that it's been so long I wanted to see what was rancid and what is still edible. I guess when we're stuck, just about everything is edible;0 Anyway, the fruit leather from Costco made it with flying colors. So did drinks. Not so great were spicy beef sticks (tasted like they were straight off of a tree:) , goldfish crackers and planters nuts in plastic wrapping. I was impressed with the smuckers kits of crackers with pb&j etc. Also, candy and gum rock in the pkgs like that.

I recommend giving your food storage the taste test and see if it passes with the kids. I want to hear the comments, ladies;)

This picture contains two mysteries, one I'll dispell and the other, keep you guessing:

I'm the mysterious purple bonnet-sporting pioneer in the front. Now for the juice; who is the woman being slung over her husband's shoulder at Trek 2007? Give you a clue...she showed her sister's glamour shot last week on-line. She might even deserve this. Just checking to see if you check my blog enough ;)

These cars will be all-the-rage in the US soon, from what we hear. The Smart Car. I took this photo in Nuremburg, Germany because they were freaking me out. They're so tiny, can get up so close to you and look like Fred Flinstone should be in there pedaling. Just thought I'd use this site as the latest car fasion show. Want one?

Ok, H is so cute here and the colors match his personality- calm, as constant as the waves in the ocean and never afraid to pose for mom. He wants to tell the blogging world that, "life is wonderful! My mom's great and I love my family". See what I mean? You can usually only pay kids to say that!

This photo reminds me of Ivy's real mature spirit- not the cooky one y'all usually see, but the genuine, caring and loveable sister that she is. Yummy!

'D'- beautiful, photogenic, tough (but mostly sensitive), best babysitter ever, and ball-player extrordinaire. He laughs and says to all bloggers, "blah, blah, blah" about 10 times. Goof!

Greenwells in Africa

2008-01-30T20:46:00.000-08:00

It's been a well-kept secret (by my neglect;) that my fam cameos in the Signing Time videos 1, 2 & 3. I took the ASL classes in college and later, my roommate, Ray (Rachel de Azevedo, now Coleman )had the deaf daughter. I felt ripped-off and she thought I was nuts! Making lemonade out of lemons, which is naturally her strong-headed style, she used her music and family business sense and began what is now an international super star, Signing Time!

So, she begins these movies so American children (Ha! Small beans now) can communicate with her child. It's huge and they are TODAY teaching deaf school teachers ASL in Ghana, Africa on a 10 day trip. (They and Signing Time fans raised over $16,000 to send a handful of people to do this mission). Rachel, her husband Aaron, daughter Leah, cousin Alex (another star of the show), and other members of the family and business are paddling with gators, being mobbed by people who want to see white people and stroke their hair?!, meeting with famous deaf college grads, eating-who- knows-what and braving 100% humidity to teach others how to communicate in ways never imagined in African Deaf schools. Let's give them a cheer or two!! I posted Ray's link to her blog so you can read her journal first hand. It's education and exciting.

So this leads me to my kids: Donovan is getting pelted in the head by a football playing with Rob, in Africa! Harrison plays with a plane and signs, "airplane", drinks milk and signs, "fish" in Africa! and last, but not least, Ivy does the classic gag on the banana (a Signing Time fave) for audiences in Africa! Mind you she was 9 months old. She'd probably do it today too- actually, she still does at 5 years old. You can see each one of us and all of us together in 2 & 3. Lots of my family and neighbors are featured throughout all 13 or so videos.

Fun times! Love y'all, Jess

Backyard skiing & Happy Place

2008-01-22T17:18:00.000-08:00

Whatta Day! We took the kids sledding to a nearby elementary school. I've scoped out the slopes beforehand and saw that I could practice skiing, so I loaded up and we took everyone for a Martin Luther King, Jr. Day (observed) adventure!

Haven't been on skis since I took the boys and myself for lessons at Alta-probably 3 years now. The lessons were a blast and I recommend them for everyone. Especially you moms out there that are searching for something to prove to yourself (yes, you're tough- you've had babies:) and you can learn anything you set your mind to...you can tell your body to do anything you set your mind to too) and a bit of exercise to boot. Anyway, the school hill adventure just made me want to ski more and my kids got to see mom in-action. I think they believe I'm a bit less boring today. Harrison chimes in and says, "I never thought you were boring!" Aw, thanks, H.

Now, to my "Happy Place": This is my creative space. Normally the room off of the garage is designed to be a storage area, you know lockers for coats, winter gear and backpacks. Not mine. I knew it would be a while until we finished the basement here at our house and I would need a creative space. So, I converted this area into my scrapbooking/quilting area. Rob and I spent 2 hours on Saturday night- following a beautiful date to the BYU museum, PF Changs (wowzers!) and then a quick trip to Home Depot for shelving supplies- building this amazing space for me to hide in, I mean create in :) This was just as much fun as the date places!!! I loved doing this "do-it-yourselfer" project with Rob and we think we need to start a show for novices named, "If We Can Do This Anyone Can" or "Winging It." Soon I'll put in the last top shelf and have some more matching boxes, but until then, I'll be doing ward quilt blocks and making cards and just leaving them on my table- just to see what that feels like*

Things I don't ever want to live without:

*Totino's 99 cent pizzas- I'll still eat them when I'm rich

*Phase 10

*My iPod

*Lysol

*A.m. yoga with Rodney Yee

*Goofing off with girlfriends

Signing Off, Jess

Moments

2008-01-18T22:16:00.000-08:00

Let's talk about moments: We hear life's made of them. They can be wonderful, fleeting, excrutiating and even healing. What I learned today while in the bath (tomorrow it will be doing dishes or driving home from car pool) is that we need nothing more than THIS moment to teach us what it is we need to know. I realize that this moment is exactly what I've been looking for to teach me. I've even been waiting for it.

I've had a few moments this week, the excrutiating ones aforementioned, and I want to say,

I appreciate that I woke up and saw them for the teachers they are. I've been waiting for a ton of bricks to fall on my head, yet the questions have been inside of me the whole time. Anyone read "Way of the Peaceful Warrior"?

Moments that made me smile today: Chris Rice, "When did you fall in love?"; Guacamole Pringles; Mary Engelbreight magazine; Organizing my creative space in my home; Francis Cabrel's CD ," Samedi Soir Sur la Terre"- There's just something about love songs in French;)

Debbi, thanks for the call yesterday. You amaze me and I love our connection.

Love, J

Mi Vida Loca

2008-01-18T20:48:00.000-08:00

It's the small things that crack me up, the every day things. So Rob and I are driving to our parents' house and we 're driving behind a truck. I look at the license plate cover and it says,

"Let's put FUN back in Funeral!" I love it! I took a picture and showed my mom right away. That's what I'm talking about; the little laughs.

And then, I'm at a graveside service, this isn't funny, but driving out I see a mini-Christmas tree next to a headstone. I'm thinking something's not right here. Well, check it out: It looks like an elementary school model of a tree with its own solar system. Now that's funny:) Plus I think there's an overwhelming number of homes in Lehi that look like Christmas threw-up all over them with their yard deco. (Does the Nativity really need to be guared by a giant wooden bear AND a toy soldier!?) I'm just laughing to myself thinking I've won the Wright family house pic for 2007- Last year Jared won with a photo of a home in Sullivan, MO with the house lit to the hilt and every inflatable Costco display imaginable! In your face, bro!

Stick Your Head in and Take a Whiff!

2008-01-18T20:25:00.000-08:00

Look Familiar? This, my friends is the lucious bag of good ol' assorted American bon bons-yes, candy. I had to pull out the camera and click and blog because smelling this very bag of candy sent me back into my childhood. Yea, I know, we do this every Halloween, but this time it was special. I took this bag down from the pantry and performed my ritual "taxing of each child's Halloween candy", but what happened was a welcome surprise: The smell reminded me of BEING a child, opening my pillowcase and practically wanting to move in! I love the candy, but the collective smell is the important thing I'm adressing here. The mix of M & M's with Laffy Taffy even with the happy Smarties smell mixed in. Ohhh, I can just feel the rush of adrenaline as I realize the whole bag is mine and I can consume or make it last.

Visit what makes you remember BEING a child. Is it a fragrance, a soft touch? Or the pictures of your Grandma, old clothes and favorite toys. I love to remember what it felt like to not have cares of the world and the most pressing thoughts I had were, " who to play with?", and "what will the weather be like today?"

To My One Adoring Fan, Kati:

2008-01-03T13:44:00.001-08:00

Amid the holidays, family staying with us for New Year (bro Jared and his crew), Ivy having surgery (tubes in and adnoids out!) and cleaning, cleaning, partying and more cleaning is this moment to breathe and update the blog.

To all in bloggerland: It's all about love. I'm telling you, let go and love. I am working on being a better mom, making memories and loving the hubby the best I know how. And you know what's happening? Life feels better- and who doesn't want that? Call it cheesy, call it psycho- babble, but it works.

Alexandre Dumas rocks too. I'm researching so I can read the Man in the Iron Mask. It will be worth it! To tell you the truth, it's the only reason I remember to get on the net right now. Thanks for your comment, Kati, it reminded me to update:) Signing out. I'm reading. J

These pics are worth at least 5K

2007-12-15T22:51:00.000-08:00

So here we are warming up for the race. Always look so pumped up and excited before the race!:) Ivy is posing with "Clara" from the Nutcracker (Utah Valley Regional's Ballet this year). We will get to see the show on Dec. 22.

Not pictured: The girls zooming in to the finish line, Taryn's and my post run shot- red faces and all!, and girls receiving their 1st and 2nd place awards!

Bubble Bath Wisdom

2007-12-15T21:56:00.000-08:00

Ok, Ladies: You know those nights you need to stay up and do to know that you're alone, human, and have creative thought? Uh-huh, that's what I'm talking about here.

I came home from the hustle, put the kids in bed, cleaned out the bath (because that's me) and drew a scorcher! Hair up, candle burning, I slide in, not quite prepared for the heat, but ready to forget about it all, about my dear friend's mess of a life, and that heat feels so honest and I'm ready to hear my own thoughts, the deep down ones.

Here it is: What have you done for your spouse today that retells he's the ONE you chose. The ONE you live with and for.

I see, for her, that this is where it goes wrong. Did I remind him today or have I forgotten for a few weeks? You know he's a little less than thoughtful and he said some really stupid things. Imagine yourself like Scrooge and the whole world looks fresh and new, you want everyone to feel your new truth and you need to practice to realize it. Do that small thing that matters to him. Remember your honeymoon? We all have it there somewhere.

Song for the day: Jonny's (Mayer, that is), "Another Kind of Green"

Or just put on your favorite sultry Julie London album and let her sing you into love.

Just journaling for you girls who are listening, J